Thursday, November 5, 2009

There are no Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.

So upon perusing the internet for some fashionable options I found that torrid.com is slashing prices on their clearance items. They offer a 50% discount on top of already discounted prices. Everything below is right around 20 dollars!


^love this floral pencil skirt! Rough it up a little with ankle botties, tights and a motorcycle jacket for a date or party, or just add sweet pumps, a cardigan and pearls for a family brunch.


^ok, so these shoes are not exactly winter material- but they're only about 20 bucks and would look beautiful on a warm day with a maxi dress or jeans and a peasant blouse.


^these skinny pleather pants are fun for a night at the club with the girls! Definetly not an investment piece, these are purely for fun, but at only 15 dollars it's worth it!

Now on to some not-so-fierce fashion moments...
As far as fashion do's and dont's go, its never a don't to be yourself and have your own distinct body type. That includes being plus-sized, embrace it, love it, and dress it well! However, there are some things that us plus-sized girls especially need to pay attention to...


^a problem plaguing many thicker women is denial. For some reason we either wish we were smaller than we actually are, or we squeeze into tight clothes to tell ourselves that we are not an XL- "see! I can fit into a small!"
We need to stop this. If you wear clothes that fit your body correctly, you look smaller! I guarentee if I put this girl in well fitted, slightly higher rise, dark wash jean and a longer top with a blazer she would look 15 pounds lighter!
And don't even get me started on the "boys are trouble" t-shirt.


^ simple solution: burn that skirt!! The weird fading on her rear only highlight what I'm sure she doesn't want highlighted. The skirt is too long, it should hit her right around the knee. Something must also be done about the VPL- some spanks, or other smoothing undergarments would do the trick. With some wardrobe tweaking she could easily look lighter and more fashionable.


^less is more! The tutu is too short and voluminous, and there is just too much look! It's like a vampire from the 80's. And can someone tell me what the eyemask on her head is all about? Raven was much cuter as a Cosby kid...

Being volumptous and fabulous is never a don't- just make sure to dress the body you have, not the one you wish you had. Learn to love yourself first and foremost the way you are!

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